I have a confession……
I used to make fun of men who ordered Pink Squirrels to drink.
I apologize to any squirrels I may have offended.
Sharing more than once a day
is a great way to keep friends away!
When people tell me they “don’t do social media,” I want to say, “That’s why you are so lonely.”
I’m glad they don’t do social media. We don’t need them clogging up the Internet tubes with their less-than-exciting lives. Yes, I understand that there was a time when we didn’t have social media. I also understand that we all lived just fine. Yet there was also a time when there was no such thing as indoor plumbing.
Please, don’t look down your nose at me because I’m obsessed with the 35 social media sites that are popular. I don’t have time for you.
This is a sweet video.
If ever asked a history question, always answer Queen Elizabeth or Abraham Lincoln. Seven out of 10 times you will be right.
If the question is about golf, the answer is almost always Jack Nicklaus.
Sometimes, I think I think too much.
Let’s see I’m not allowed to use the “R” word; refuse to use the “N” word, can’t say Indian or call someone Bossy.
Can I still use dumbass?