How to right our listing economy

In an age when we can send complete reports electronically, cook a hot dog in 20 seconds, and rotate lawn tractors on a dime, why can’t we master instantaneous travel?
Why must I physically drive or less often walk to a destination? Why do we still have a need for golf carts?
Forget changing our economy to a green one. We need to perfect faxing our physical selves to another place. This would increase productivity by leaps and bounds. Plus, we’d have more time to goof off.
We, of course, would keep this technology from Europe because that’s the way of world dominance. We can’t have Europeans gallivanting around exotic foreign destinations and not spending their hard-earned Euros in Orlando.
This is my recipe for saving our economy.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s